A resident in the area saw a ball bouncing around kind of strange in a nearby pond and went to investigate. It turned out to be a whopping flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a child\'s basketball which became stuck in its mouth!!

The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface.

The resident tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish.
大意:
某人於某池塘邊某日看見一顆球漂浮在水面上狀似奇怪，於是驅前查看…竟是一隻大鯰魚因太餓錯把兒童用籃球當食物，而此球卻卡在它的嘴邊!!
此笨魚因球的浮力無法下沈而累倒在水面上。某人嚐試各種方法就是無法讓笨魚走，最後叫他的老婆剌破球以讓其洩氣，然後笨魚就跑了，嘿!

黑人兄:

我小時候很皮,兩個小故事講給你聽.

第一個(釣芭樂誘釣猴子)

我國小六年級時,一天公寓跑來一隻可愛的小猴子.

一帬大人圍抓牠,搞了半天猴子嚇跑,爬到電線桿上,

大夥坐在電線桿下乾瞪眼,小聰明的我,拿嘞一支45

號的白帶竿,綁了一個又硬又大的芭樂,從四樓頂慢

慢放下,誘釣猴子,沒想到猴子真的拉住不放,結果,我

慢慢捲線,猴子的身體被我拉上來了,但是猴子的尾巴

還捲住電線杆,就這樣拉了一陣子,突然猴子放手了,但是

牠也因為重心不穩而亂抓電線,結果抓在有電的地方,然後

被電暈掉下來,後來有一位牙醫生捉到了,還用心臟按摩,救

回猴子,牙醫生帶著猴子要走,我上前要分贓,醫生凹不過我,

拿一隻鴿子送我(進到我弟的肚子裡),才了事!!

第二個(拖釣大狼狗)

父親在我小時候養過許多狗,愛釣魚的我,當無人帶我

去釣魚時,我總是呆坐家中,足不出門,當時電視台只有

三台,每週六都有一部外國長片,一回看海明威的老人與

海,銀幕中出現拖釣其餘的場面,讓我驚訝不已,臥躺在腳

邊的的大狗一直流口水,過幾天,我突然靈機一動,拿了車

竿綁了狗骨頭,身體坐在滑板車上面,甩出骨頭,那大狼狗

還真得跑去搶,拉的我的車竿雞雞叫,而滑板車,也被拖著跑

,就這樣玩到連穿溜冰鞋,讓狗拖的雪橇活動都出現了......這

大人看的都愣住了,連這樣都能玩的這麼起勁!